Girthful Girl

Bigger than a bread box. Happy as a clam.

Notes &

That’s not me—I am completely incompetent when it comes to full-length self-portraits—it’s Beth from Pretty in Plus. She’s wearing my flamingo dress!  Yes, the flamingo dress arrived. I think it might be transparent. And in order to fill the bust, I’d need a boob job of epic proportions. But it’s a dress and it’s covered in kitschy flamingos. The straps are ribbons. The buttons are darling. It’s not as perfect as I’d like it to be, but it’s still pretty darn special.  If I can exhibit some self control, I’ll save it for my solo trip to the Bahamas in July. If not, I will wear it next Tuesday. I’ll let you know either way. 

That’s not me—I am completely incompetent when it comes to full-length self-portraits—it’s Beth from Pretty in Plus. She’s wearing my flamingo dress! 

Yes, the flamingo dress arrived. I think it might be transparent. And in order to fill the bust, I’d need a boob job of epic proportions. But it’s a dress and it’s covered in kitschy flamingos. The straps are ribbons. The buttons are darling. It’s not as perfect as I’d like it to be, but it’s still pretty darn special.  If I can exhibit some self control, I’ll save it for my solo trip to the Bahamas in July. If not, I will wear it next Tuesday. I’ll let you know either way.